perfect-unison:

rhrealitycheck:

feministbecky:

peroquevaina:

(I like that this has no gender pronouns, too.)

I like that the person asking for sex isn’t pissed off.

This is great.

this is 100 fucking percent how it should be

islandtyphoon:

the best 12 seconds of the entire high school musical trilogy

misbehavinginstyle:

Bears are the best

menthuthuyoupi:

theloudcampaign:

ign0rantfuck:

EVERYONE ON THE WHOLE WORLD SHOULD SEE THIS

we hold on to the wrong things as humans 

man what the fuck……

ohknight:

bvmbi:

so many people probably reblogged this as a joke but at the end of the day he’s still stuntin on us lames

How could any1 reblog this as a joke omg tht hair is like a silk ocean

ohknight:

bvmbi:

so many people probably reblogged this as a joke but at the end of the day he’s still stuntin on us lames

How could any1 reblog this as a joke omg tht hair is like a silk ocean

queentacotruck:

I find it funny how people refuse to acknowledge mental illness until they need an excuse to protect a white man

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

glitter-pill:

HAPPY 16,000TH POST! This is my mint and lavender Magical Etoile coord. Sorry for the phone photos, It’s way too hot to wear lolita outside for a photoshoot with my better camera n_n;;;

malfoypure:

A muggleborn and pureblood couple having their first child and the pureblood not knowing about ultrasounds so they don’t understand why their partner is dragging them to a muggle doctor until they get there and suddenly they see a physical picture of their newborn child and hear it’s little heartbeat and it’s better than any magic they’ve ever seen.

charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

amaitohiko:

I feel like a mermaid. (⑅˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈  ) @ricehime

amaitohiko:

I feel like a mermaid. (⑅˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈  ) 
@ricehime

tarsuswhore:

ginhigh:

this is my favourite vine tbh

ME TOO

ben-c:

ifbuteverythought:

vinebox:

My typical school day

As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room. 

WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME

Tiny Finger Point Hand With Heart